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01.05.09Veronica Hugo DuoThe only thing that stacks up to Veronica Hugo's stacked self is another Veronica Hugo. With all the breakhtroughs in science, we should really get around to cloning hot babes...just in case. You never know. (Sadly, I cannot find a Veronica Hugo video; that's a tragedy.) For more pictures of Veronica Hugo, go to Use My Computer.
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01.05.09Craigslist Penis PhotographerTaking grainy penis photos for the casual encounters section of craigslist is a true art form. (Featuring the incomparable Bod Odenkirk!)
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01.05.09Flirting with MagicLearn how to pick up easily amused people with magic!
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01.02.09Sarah Shahi is a HottieThere's something about pictures of hot babes in lavish settings that does it for me. I think I'm gonna get rich and rent my mansion out to girls who want to frolic in their lingerie in my backyard. Sarah Shahi, this is an open invitation: until I get my mansion you can frolic around my living room anytime. I have cable! Bonus Sarah Shahi stripper boner vid (a fan favorite): More pictures of Sarah Shahi at Use My Computer.
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01.02.09Hangover YogaIf Hangover Yoga truly does cure your ailments, that's wonderful--but there's still no way I'm trying Yoga in any way, shape or form. It looks way too disciplined and difficult for a man of my stature (read: sloppy, out of shape). [Via Buzzfeed]
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01.02.09The 10 Greatest Drunk Celebrity VideosImagine--just imagine--being able to shit-face wasted while on live television, on the red carpet, or while giving a speech at an awards show. That, my friends, is called being a celebrity. The only requirement you need to be a part of their society is to be shameless and drunk. I'm halfway there myself. What better way to celebrate your New Years Eve hangover than watching a bunch of celebrities being drunk assholes just like you. As we all know, the best part about alcohol is that it brings out people's inner-asshole. Actually, it brings out the inner-asshole in cool people and it ...
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01.02.09Melons Vs. MelonsWhen massive melons face melons of the fruity variety, everybody wins. [Via UniqueDaily]
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01.02.09Hunger ReliefHappy New Year! Let's help the hungry...as long as their helpless.
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12.31.08Candice Swanepoel is CuteI'm usually into more curvaceous women, but the eternally-adorable Candice Swanepoel is an exception. She's exactly the kind of girl you bring home to meet your parents while begging your brothers to stop hitting on her. Bonus Flirt Series boner vid: More pictures of Candice Swanepoel at Hollywood Tuna.
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12.30.08The Return of Irina SheikOn the short list of ladies to return to the hallowed halls of Sublime is the incomparable Irina Sheik, Russian model and all-around boner fodder. Triumphant bonus Triumph underwear boner vid: More pictures of Irina Sheik at Use My Computer.