The Original Condom: Luxury Condoms
While I'm all for condoms and being classy, the two needn't be mutually exclusive...but don't tell that to the wang wizards at The Original Condom.
Based in Condom, France (!), Original Condom aims to luxuriate your cock with a condom fit for a King, down to the snazzy packaging. From TSJ:
"The Original Condom comes in a velvet-lined black box with gold lettering, and a box of six will run you $20.
According to the makers of The Original Condom, the box is designed to be displayed with pride on your nightstand."
Truth be told, $20 for a six-pack of rubbers isn't a terrible price ...