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Sex 101
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01.07.09‘Tis Hard to Pee StraightThe worst are those pesky dual streams, which is why I always--always--pee after sex...or masturbating. Fun fact: I pee over twenty times a day. (Click image to enlarge) [Digg via Dustinland]
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01.07.09Twenty Celebrity Hotties Who TwitterOur friends at COED Magazine have collected the Twenty Hottest Celebrity Twitterers into an article, and it's as informative as it is inspiring...in my pants. If they only knew what I'm doing when they let me know what they're doing...? Twitter is quickly becoming the most talked about social Site on the Web. Even your mom knows about Twitter. She might not know what it does or what it’s for--then again, neither does anyone else! But now, we have an answer: it’s to keep track of super hot celebrities without risk of getting slapped with a restraining order! Hooray! So to ...
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01.06.09The Greatest Achievements in Men Humping Things in 2008Now we are cooking with gas. I'm telling you, it's like all the blogs have decided their New Year's resolution is to go balls out, right out the gate. I thought I'd be waiting two, maybe three years before I saw a Greatest Achievements in Men Humping Things article, but here it is. To know there were 5 noteworthy achievements in men humping things last year is an achievement in itself. [Via Asylum]
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01.05.09Porn Site Strip ClubErase your web history and come back soon!
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01.05.09Scandalist List: Top 25 Most Shocking Celebrity Camel Toe Moments EverFurther proving that quality Top ______ lists are running out (experts say they've been over since 2005), here are the most shocking...oh, Camel Toes? Forget what I said: Camel Toes are great and accepted here on Sublime. Britney Spears Continue Reading...
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01.05.09Craigslist Penis PhotographerTaking grainy penis photos for the casual encounters section of craigslist is a true art form. (Featuring the incomparable Bod Odenkirk!)
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01.05.09The Elusive VagstacheThis advertisement for His & Her Grooming Kits features the Vagstache, a timeless International classic. Leave it to pussy to ensure I trim my whiskers. [Via UniqueDaily]
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01.05.09Flirting with MagicLearn how to pick up easily amused people with magic!
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12.31.08Top 10: 2009 Pleasure ResolutionsAnother day, another list of resolutions. To be fair, AskMen's list of Pleasure Resolutions comes from a different angle then most, but whatever anyhow--it's New Year's Eve, and every ambitious resolution made will be forgotten with the post-New Year's hangover. 2009 will be exactly like 2008, but one year later. No. 10 - Grow a Mustache Show the world you’re bursting with testosterone by cultivating your very own patch of facial fuzz. You can keep things simple with designs inspired by Clark Gable, Burt Reynolds, Phil Scolari and Tom Selleck, or you can get extravagant with a furry fashion statement stolen from ...
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12.30.08Survival Guide to Drunken New Year’s Eve SexThis New Year's Eve Sex Flow Chart from College Sex Advice is going directly in my back pocket until New Years Day, as it's going to be essential when I have to explain to myself in the mirror what I really did the night before. Though we don't usually encourage mixing sex with excessive drinking, there's no denying that it happens, especially on New Year's Eve. Our best advice is to plan ahead, choose your date, and be prepared with condoms and whatever else you need before the booze starts flowing and the big ball drops. If that fails and you ...