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07.01.09Heidi Fleiss to Marry Dennis “Bunny Ranch” HofIn a pairing of two controversial and renowned sex-traders, Heidi Fleiss is set to marry Dennis Hof, owner of the infamous Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. This all makes perfect sense, seeing that Fleiss abandoned her Stud Farm earlier this year. Can you say World Domination through brothels? Yes, yes you can. This marriage will be like a sacred union of two familiar and ultimately fitting (sexual) fantasy worlds--a union of cock and pussy business models.
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07.01.09Drink the Taste of TWATSoda fail, or soda success? This one's a hard call. Ann Widdicombe, a Conservative Member of Parliament, said the mistake in Tango soda's packaging/advertising was "tasteless". Wrong! Twats are actually quite tasteful, Mrs. Widdicombe--you should know, being an owner of one. And while a twat's flavor is naturally delicious (usually...), one that exudes fizzy Tango orange would be either horrifying or the coolest parlor trick ever. Will the extra get ya?
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06.26.09Too Soon CSI…Too Soon CSI...Too Soon [NextRound] 10 Ridiculous Alley-Oop Plays [Uncoached] The 50 Funniest Street Signs of All Time [Manofest] A Gallery of "That's Gotta Hurt" Pictures [The Chive] TMZ Sleaze: TMZ Gone (Even More) Porno [Fleshbot] Serial Killers: Where are They Now? [YesButNoButYes] How to Blow Your Load with a 56k Modem [Regretful Morning]
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06.25.09Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon – Rest In Peace, Pop Culture SuperstarsThey say death comes in threes, and these three represented some of the most memorable moments of the past century. R.I.P., Michael, Farrah and Ed.
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06.25.09Hottest Girls iPhone App Pulled by AppleJust when they're starting to get heated up, Apple goes ahead and pulls out of the recently-launched Hottest Girls iPhone app, which was basically a photoset of (sometimes-topless) girls which could be ogled at and rated. Ho hum. You would think all the pulling in and out of the adult market would teach Apple that keeping it in feels much better. Millions of pr0n consumers can't be wrong.
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06.23.09The Mid-Day Clam BreakHere's the Hot Babe of the Day, Cikita. This sexy Czech chick has got perfect tits, some super sexy curves and knows how to work a vibrator! This weeks issue of The Sublime Times features a sexy clip of chicks riding roller coasters in their bras, a funny ass joke, some sick sites and a great "beat the caption". Check it out for some good laughs! It looks like somebody was fucking with this guy in The POD for today. Give it a look and post what you think about it! The amateur chick today in The Sewer has some great shots of ...
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06.22.09“Gossip Girl” Sex Tape Goes for $1 MillionI don't have a clue about all this "Gossip Girl" nonsense, but recently the show has intrigued me, ever since I heard rumors of a hot female cast member allegedly being in a sex tape. Leighton Meester, the gal in question, is supposedly the star of a homemade sex tape filmed when she was 18 by her then-boyfriend. Kevin Blatt, promoter of the tape, shopped it to celebrity nude website Mr. Skin for $1000, who declined the offer and had this to say: "I celebrate nudity in movies and TV, but always with respect for the actresses who choose to bare ...
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06.22.09Megan Fox Apologizes to “Rose Boy”After pictures of a desperate boy being denied the chance to give Megan Fox a yellow rose surfaced on the Internet for all to mock, the Transformers star has publicly apologized, saying that she feels "so sad for him". We all do, Megan. When Megan Fox apologized to the boy and says that she'd gladly accept his rose if she saw him again, she more or less invited the (possibly batshit insane) kid to have another chance at her. Noticing her fatal mistake, she quickly adds "the paparazzi will not let you to me." Good save Megan, good save.
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06.18.09The Mid-Day Clam BreakHere's the Hot Babe of the Day, Black Angelica. This super sexy dark haired beauty has a toned body and loves showing off her clam! Well The POD for today isn't sexy but it's funny enough. Go check it out and post a comment with what you think. There's a wild, horny amateur today in The Sewer who loves teasing and showing her tight ass. Let's keep the pictures coming in! Send them to: webmaster@sublimedirectory.com The chicks from MoneyTalks.com are now on your TV!! First it was Playboy channel and now it's on In Demand premiering June 15th. Take a look at The ...
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06.18.09Scarlett Johansson Nude? Really?This NY vs. LA ad campaign features a nude babe representing LA that looks just like Scarlett Johansson. Is it her? All signs point to "yeah fucking right". Still, the Photoshop job is spot-on...or at least, spot-on with my fantasy of what Scarlett Johansson's naked body looks like. Official statement or it did happen? And for the record, New York is a friendly town--just not as friendly-looking when standing next to Scarlett Johansson's 1000 gigawatt tits.