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12.18.08Top Men’s Movies of 2008Overall, 2008 was just a decent year for movies. Too many limp remakes and half-baked adaptations caused it to be so. Still, I gotta hand it to most of the movies on Gunaxin's list of the Top Men's Movies of 2008. If we're talking about movies with badass heroes boning hot babes and their arch-rivals blowing shit up with no reason or remorse, you're in good hands. We’re going to go twenty deep on this list, trying to hit not only the major blockbusters, but some titles a little less known. Obviously any one person is not expected to like every film on ...
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12.18.08Imperial Stormtroopers are Just Like Us!The Internet has been kind to the preservation of Stormtroopers; you can find them in roughly 1 out 10 YouTube videos and animated gifs. But by now, they must feel exploited--after all, Stormtroopers are people too, goddamnit. This compilation of pictures by Nextround sends that point home. They get hassled by 5.0! Continue Reading...
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12.15.08Denis Leary Remembers Denis Deary Movies"Boy...uh...I tell most people that it wasn't me--it was Willem Defoe." - Denis Leary on Operation: Dumbo Drop
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12.12.0815 Favorite Most Ridiculous WomenWhen it comes to batshit insane, the following 15 women will have you running for the hills and wishing for the days when you thought girls were gross. Thanks for the nightmares, Jezebel--I will never sleep again. The term "celebrity trainwreck" is used far too often, and when it is, it's usually in reference to women — conjuring up images of Lindsay Lohan passed out in her car, Britney Spears at the 2007 VMAs, or Amy Winehouse doing, well, just about anything. But there's something endearing about a woman who just doesn't give a shit about behaving in — what others ...
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12.12.08The 10 Best Movies Based on Time TravelWhile Unreality's list of the Best Movies Based on Time Travel is indeed awesome, I'm disappointed they didn't include my favorite time-traveling movie, Time Bandits. Little people and time travel are a sure-fire way into my heart. For a lot of moviegoers, the idea of time travel can be confusing and overwhelming, and some are turned off simply by associating time travel with movies in the science fiction genre. But not me. I love time travel and all the possibilities that spawn from it: the possibility of changing the future, confronting yourself from another period of time, and inescapable time loops. A ...
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12.09.0810 Chick Flicks That Actually Don’t SuckI have zero problem with chick flicks. To me, it's like making a deal--if I can sit through Bridget Jones: The End of Reason without gouging my eyes out, I deserve at least a blowjob. Long live the bartering system. Still, I'd rather watch a tolerable (and maybe even great) chick flick if possible, and that's where King Magazine's Top Chick Flick List comes into play. 10. The Craft (1996) Director: Andrew Fleming Starring: Neve Campbell, Rachel True, Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk. Four neglected gals exact revenge through evil curses. Sounds like some X-chromosome BS, eh? Witch, please. With sexy voodoo children, magical ...
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12.05.08Star Wars Vs. Star TrekI can practically hear geek minds exploding upon viewing this disasterpiece:
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12.03.08Keira Knightley is Undeniably Gorgeous…...When she's not a total twig. I may be in the minority on this one, but methinks a non-emaciated Keira Knightley would be the most stunning girl on the planet bar none. (I never said "most bangable"--that award would go to any girl who wants to bang. It's an easy award to win, really.) And before you cry foul, remember: she actually talented! Bonus 10 sec. boner:
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12.02.08Hot New Holiday Song: Rambo BellsThis easily beats "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing". [Gorilla Mask via Liquid Generation]
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12.01.085 Movie Franchises That Didn’t Need to ExistFor the most part, I despise sequels. Unless the movie in question was written out as an epic to unfold over many chapters, I think it's best to move on to another project, rather than exploit an idea to the point of exhaustion. In these cases, one classic movie was just fine. But noooooooooooo... As with any best/worst list, the following picks are highly objective, but one thing is for certain: these movies were a universal disappointment and still raked in massive amounts of cash. They're extra special and deserve extra criticism. Honorable Mention: The Land Before Time series I'm pretty sure most ...