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01.07.09LeeAnn Tweeden is VirginianLeeAnn Tweeden, former Hooters girl and current model/TV personality, is from Virginia. She's an inspiration to girls the world over, a beacon of hope. One day you, yes you, could become a TV personality after working at Hooters! Bonus LeeAnn Tweeden boner vid: More pictures of LeeAnn Tweeden at SaltyMilk.
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01.07.09How to Fail a Job Interview"The only thing you have under 'Special Skills' is '20-Foot Dong.'"
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01.07.09The 9 Awesomest Things That Should’ve Happened This DecadeI completely agree with Topless Robot's article about the Awesomest Things That Should've Happened This Decade...why didn't these happen yet? Where are the teleportation systems and flying islands? Here's hoping 2009 makes up for the rest of the decade and provides with some real technological advances. Remember when the 2000s were a far-off time of flying motorbikes and lizard mutants? No? Well, do you at least remember when they were a momentous age that inspired hope, fear, and reflection? They inspired wild predictions about everything from computer bugs to the Biblical, beast-and-harlot apocalypse, and there were plenty of other reasons to ...
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01.07.09The Greatest Sex Scene Ever [NSFW]This is too good to be true: all of the greatest elements of humankind have come together in perfect harmony, and this is the result. "Invincible Wheel!" "Wonder Screw!" This is the work of a true visual poet. (Video make take a moment to load, but it's worth every second.)
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01.07.09‘Tis Hard to Pee StraightThe worst are those pesky dual streams, which is why I always--always--pee after sex...or masturbating. Fun fact: I pee over twenty times a day. (Click image to enlarge) [Digg via Dustinland]
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01.07.09Twenty Celebrity Hotties Who TwitterOur friends at COED Magazine have collected the Twenty Hottest Celebrity Twitterers into an article, and it's as informative as it is inspiring...in my pants. If they only knew what I'm doing when they let me know what they're doing...? Twitter is quickly becoming the most talked about social Site on the Web. Even your mom knows about Twitter. She might not know what it does or what it’s for--then again, neither does anyone else! But now, we have an answer: it’s to keep track of super hot celebrities without risk of getting slapped with a restraining order! Hooray! So to ...
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01.07.09Advanced Joint RollingTenSpeedPress presents the Jolly Roger, Ship of Fools. Let's get shipwrecked: [Via UniqueDaily]
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01.06.09Rachel Stevens is SteamingRachel Stevens is not literally steaming, but for a half-ass attempt to either rhyme or use an alliteration in the title, it (barely) works. More importantly, she is a smokeshow. She's a steaming smokeshow. That's more like it. Bonus flawless Rachel Stevens boner vid (no audio...that's a plus!): More Rachel Stevens pictures at Popoholic.
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01.06.09Viral Video Pet ShopInternet stardom is man's real best friend.
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01.06.09101 Movie One-Liners Everyone Should KnowMost one-liners nowadays are plays on classic ones that have been burned into our subconscious. We all know "I'll be back", or "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!", but AMOG's comprehensive list of one-liners throughout movie history is a great way to watch movies based on their trailer bait. "This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun." I gotta watch Lethal Weapon again. We all know some of the famous on-liners from the movies, but some of them are so commonplace that you may not even know that it’s a quote from a movie or from which ...