The Future is Now: iBoobies
Boobs attached to electric apparatuses are always a good idea, so here we are.
"While designed for the iPhone model 4, it does indeed fit the earlier iPhone devices as well. It is both a protective case and a stand! Give your iPhone a jiggle and a wiggle with this hilarious case and stand. It will make even the most boring calls a titillating experience!."
That's a lot of puns in one paragraph. In short: boobs.