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The Perfect Vagina

josh — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:45:08 +0000

“I will have your vagina, strong and tight, in 5 days. I promise you!!!”

Ok, ok! Calm down, dude–we get it. You’re a vagina expert. Congratulations.

josh — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:00:01 +0000

For the record, this chart was written by a woman. Yay to self-effacing humor!

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josh — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:45:05 +0000

josh — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:00:53 +0000

This is happening to me right now (it’s been happening for the last 5 years).

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josh — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:00:45 +0000

I may be reading into this too much, but I think he wants his son back.

josh — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:00:26 +0000

Bollywood’s Hottest Leading Ladies [Manolith]

Marlee Magidson is a Fine-Looking Female [COED]

How to Have Sex ALMOST ANYWHERE [Lemondrop]

Man Comics: Terrifying Safety Lessons for Kids [Cracked]

7 Things Magazines Teach Women About Men [Guyism]

The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin’ [Fleshbot]

15 Celebrities With Fabulous Fake Knockers [PopCrunch]

Raunchy Text Messages Tiger Sent to Joslyn James [Afrojacks]

josh — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:45:34 +0000

John Cusack is only happy/sad/acting when it rains.

josh — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:15:33 +0000

josh — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:00:24 +0000

Brilliant. I hope to see more of these from creator Steve Napierski.

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josh — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:00:41 +0000

What a catchy song! Here’s the source material to understand what’s going on.