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01.07.09How to Fail a Job Interview"The only thing you have under 'Special Skills' is '20-Foot Dong.'"
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01.07.09The 9 Awesomest Things That Should’ve Happened This DecadeI completely agree with Topless Robot's article about the Awesomest Things That Should've Happened This Decade...why didn't these happen yet? Where are the teleportation systems and flying islands? Here's hoping 2009 makes up for the rest of the decade and provides with some real technological advances. Remember when the 2000s were a far-off time of flying motorbikes and lizard mutants? No? Well, do you at least remember when they were a momentous age that inspired hope, fear, and reflection? They inspired wild predictions about everything from computer bugs to the Biblical, beast-and-harlot apocalypse, and there were plenty of other reasons to ...
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01.07.09The Greatest Sex Scene Ever [NSFW]This is too good to be true: all of the greatest elements of humankind have come together in perfect harmony, and this is the result. "Invincible Wheel!" "Wonder Screw!" This is the work of a true visual poet. (Video make take a moment to load, but it's worth every second.)
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01.07.09‘Tis Hard to Pee StraightThe worst are those pesky dual streams, which is why I always--always--pee after sex...or masturbating. Fun fact: I pee over twenty times a day. (Click image to enlarge) [Digg via Dustinland]
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01.07.09Twenty Celebrity Hotties Who TwitterOur friends at COED Magazine have collected the Twenty Hottest Celebrity Twitterers into an article, and it's as informative as it is inspiring...in my pants. If they only knew what I'm doing when they let me know what they're doing...? Twitter is quickly becoming the most talked about social Site on the Web. Even your mom knows about Twitter. She might not know what it does or what it’s for--then again, neither does anyone else! But now, we have an answer: it’s to keep track of super hot celebrities without risk of getting slapped with a restraining order! Hooray! So to ...
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01.07.09Advanced Joint RollingTenSpeedPress presents the Jolly Roger, Ship of Fools. Let's get shipwrecked: [Via UniqueDaily]
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01.06.09Viral Video Pet ShopInternet stardom is man's real best friend.
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01.06.09101 Movie One-Liners Everyone Should KnowMost one-liners nowadays are plays on classic ones that have been burned into our subconscious. We all know "I'll be back", or "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!", but AMOG's comprehensive list of one-liners throughout movie history is a great way to watch movies based on their trailer bait. "This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun." I gotta watch Lethal Weapon again. We all know some of the famous on-liners from the movies, but some of them are so commonplace that you may not even know that it’s a quote from a movie or from which ...
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01.06.0912 Calendars No One Would Ever PurchaseThe last calendar I owned featured Lamborghinis and busty babes, and that was back in 7th grade. It's not that I'm embarrassed to get another one--I just know I'll never find a better calendar then the one I had then. The following atrocities by Holy Taco come awfully close, though. People purchase all types of Calendars. Cats, Computers, you name it, people are buying it and putting it up on their wall. So, we decided to take it upon ourselves to create 12 Calendars no one would EVER purchase. 12. Irrelevant White Centers Wall Calendar Continue Reading...
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01.06.09The Greatest Achievements in Men Humping Things in 2008Now we are cooking with gas. I'm telling you, it's like all the blogs have decided their New Year's resolution is to go balls out, right out the gate. I thought I'd be waiting two, maybe three years before I saw a Greatest Achievements in Men Humping Things article, but here it is. To know there were 5 noteworthy achievements in men humping things last year is an achievement in itself. [Via Asylum]