Category
Cars
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06.23.09WTFetish: Girls in Seat BeltsThe team over at Jalopnik has a photo gallery dedicated to Girls in Seat Belts, which is apparently a fetish on the rise. And while it reaches a solid 3.2 on the 5-point weirdo scale, I must admit that it's nice to see women's airbags fastened in yet deployed. I know--you saw an airbag joke coming from a mile away.
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06.16.09Girls Crushing CarsWell here it is, people: the finest website on the Internet. We found it (or rather, Urlesque found it and we found their post on it, so we're like the Christopher Columbus of finding this website). Girls Crushing Cars features bikini-wearing girls that crush cars (really). It's such a novel idea that I'm surprised nobody thought of it earlier. Everybody loves cars and hot babes crushing things, and this website gives you all of that--and let's not forget that they're RECYCLING. Holy shit, you can't ask for much more. Supporting Girls Crushing Cars means you support exactly 14,000 different things that ...
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06.10.09Star Trek and Star Wars CorsetsStar Trek and Star Wars Corsets [Spike] The Big Lebowski Last Supper [NextRound] Top 10 Videos of Hot Girls Farting [Manofest] Top Ten Cars That'll Get You Laid [YesButNoButYes] The Stories Behind 10 T.V. Theme Songs [Neatorama] The Worst Rodeo Accidents I've Ever Seen [Uncoached]
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05.19.09The BeltzBib is America IncarnateHoly fuck America, are we on a roll or what? We are so McFattied out that we use our money and resources to make eating fast food on-the-go an easier experience, 'cause you know, scarfing down McGangbangs while texting and driving on the highway ain't easy work. Imagine seeing a grown-ass man rocking one of these bibs--bibs!--while gorging out. It's like watching the heartbeat of America right before your eyes--a clogged, double-bypassed beat. [Buzzfeed via Eat Me Daily]
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05.05.09Stuffed Animals Fucking to MusicIm getting these installed soon and taking advantage of it! Bwahahaha.
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05.04.09New Full Length Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen TrailerDamn, Megan Fox is soooo hot. From Geekstir
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04.20.09Seven Types of Car GuysStereotypes of guys and the types of cars they drive always make for interesting discoveries. Fun fact: did you know that most dudes who drive flashy cars have really small wangs? Seriously, they do. I'm talking the size of a thimble. Tom Thumb Dick Syndrome is rampant in this field, and Spike breaks down the personalities attached to the rides in question. For gearheads, the car you drive says more about you than the clothes you wear or the company you keep. More than simply a status symbol, that car is extension of your personality and sense of style. As such, different personalities ...
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04.06.09
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04.02.09Sexy Asian Babes and BikesSexy Asian babes and bikes. That is all. What, do you want me to delve into the science of this equation? Just stare at the photos and prepare to be bonerized. Continue Reading...
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03.27.09The Future is Now: Hover Scooter...Or should I say, the future was then (the 1960s). In any case, this U.S. prototype for a motherfucking hover scooter needs a bump up the circuit.