The Archives
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07.01.09Tattoo FightWhen ink argues--it's permanent.
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06.24.09Pet Books: So Wrong, So FunnyPet Books: So Wrong, So Funny [Gunaxin] When Hip-Hop and Movies Collide [Afrojacks] When is Clown Rape NOT Funny? [I Heart Chaos] The Top 50 Best Robots in Movies [Rotten Tomatoes] 210 "WTF Were They Thinking" Tattoos [COED Magazine] Craigslist Post: Best Dad Ever Needs Your Help [NextRound] Top 10 Douchiest Michael Bay Movie Scenes of All Time [Manofest] 10 Memorable Sportscenter Commercials from the 90s [Uncoached]
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04.17.09Awesomely Bad Unicorn TattoosI have held out getting a tattoo for this exact reason. If I'm swerving off Ketel One and think that getting a "freaking sweet" unicorn tattoo is a must, well... On the other hand, these people wear them nicely. Stalemate. More Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos at Holy Taco.
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12.10.08The 8 Most Horrifying Body ModificationsI've toyed with getting a tattoo for about five years now. Had my mind set on a naked woman splayed underneath my arm and through my armpit, only so I could trim my armpit hair to match her tiny ink vagina. It's probably a good idea that I never went through with it. The same cannot be said for the attention-seeking souls in Cracked's 8 Horrible Body Modifications list. Tired of your boring old body? Wish you could mutilate it, and stick a bunch of weird shit everywhere? You're in luck, friend! There is a growing industry dedicated to decorating your body ...