Muffy’s World of Vagina Euphemisms
The world can always use more euphemisms for penis, vagina, and breasts, and Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms does its part by sporting an exhaustive list of pussy pet-names, from Frothing Gash to Penis Penitentiary.
Let's start with the letter "B":
Badly wrapped kebab
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)