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10.26.10The 50 Scariest Movies of All TimeThe 50 Scariest Movies of All Time [Complex] Drunk Girls Kissing: Halloween Edition [COED] The Horror, The Horror! Also, The Boobs [Fleshbot] The 10 Sexiest Beer Commercials of All Time [Manofest] A Vile Collection of Competitive Eating Pictures [Uncoached] Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 4) [Cracked] Incredible Replica Rides You Can Own Today [The Smoking Jacket] This Week in Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship [NextRound]
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11.18.09Ken is a Great RoommateKen is a Great Roommate [NextRound] Top 10 Ways to Be a Real Man [AskMen] 6 Creepy (and True) Urban Legends [Cracked] The Top 10 Amateur Hotel Sex Videos [Fleshbot] 10 Videos of Sexy Foreign Girl Bands [Uncoached] Star Trek Bloopers are Blooptastic [Super Tremendous] Crazy Internet Money-Making Ideas (That Worked) [Gunaxin] The 9 Most Suggestive Mega Man Boss Names [Topless Robot]
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04.24.09Top 10 Myths About NinjasConsidering that over half of the Internet considers themselves to be experts of Ninja culture, surprisingly, most are not. The life of a ninja is not all about Seppuku and their "ongoing feuds" with Pirates. Apparently, most of what you read about Ninjas is false. Read on, grasshopper--knowledge is dropped. Having spent time studying ninjutsu (under the Bujinkan dojos), I have long wanted to put a list like this together. Here I look at some of the historic myths and even some of the ridiculous modern myths that have sprung up about this truly fascinating art. Ninjutsu is a serious martial ...
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02.11.09Video Game Urban LegendsThree words: SHEN LONG FOREVER. EGM was the best. Remember the simple times before the Internet when gamers had to rely on their friends and the occasional monthly mag to update them on strange cheats and Easter eggs? Those were the days, back when you could spend nights trying to unlock Shen Long or revive Aeris only to realize you'd been duped. To honor these pranks and rumors we present you our favorite. These are The Best Video Game Urban Legends. Oh, by the way, I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows the Mortal Kombat SNES blood code, if you're ...
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11.21.08Cracked List: 7 Retarded Food Myths the Internet Thinks Are TrueUpon reading Cracked's article on stealing their articles for gain, I got a bit flustered and worried. Wasn't I just promoting traffic to their site? I'd only post the first few parts of a list then link over. No harm done, right? Well, let's just say that I won't be lazily linking directly to their images anymore... ...After this post. Promise. Take it away, Cracked: Is it us, or was most of the information on the internet created purely as an experiment to see how gullible people are? There's probably no better example than the outlandish and, quite frankly, retarded food "facts" that ...
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11.17.086 Sex Myths as Explained by ScienceIt's hard to find out the truth about sex, because when we talk about it, we're usually lying. So every dude has a nine-inch dong, and pouring a Red Bull on your ass before sex will totally prevent pregnancy. Luckily scientists are working tirelessly to sort through all the "facts" about sex you learned from porn and your pals in the locker room. #6. Beer Goggles The Conventional Wisdom You're out with some buddies at the bar, and it's getting late and, let's face it, you're shitfaced. Suddenly, you're the best dancer in the room and you're noticing something wonderful: This is the sexiest ...
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10.28.08Cracked List: 6 MORE Creepy Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)As we are fond of pointing out, fact is usually much creepier than fiction. So around this time of year we like to share some of the most gut-wrenchingly disturbing stories, the kind we would tell around the campfire if we ever actually went outside. And most importantly, they're all true. #6. Something Off About That Picture The Legend: A young man is dropping off groceries at the house of an eccentric old lady when he notices an old photo that makes the hair on his arms stand on end. The photo's normal enough--a young boy in his Sunday best--but something just seems off. ...