The Archives
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12.15.09Top 10 Sex Toys of 2009Top 10 Sex Toys of 2009 [Fleshbot] Sexy Girls Sporting Shoulder Pads [COED] Springfield Still Life is Amazing [The Daily What] 100 Movies, 100 Geography Lessons [NextRound] 10 Years, 10 Best Science Fiction Films [Neatorama] Toys You Shouldn't Buy Kids for Xmas [Super Tremendous] Top 10 Best Movie Title Sequences of the 00s [YesButNoButYes] Every Contestant from the Miss World 2009 Contest [Uncoached]
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09.11.09The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help BooksThe 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help Books [Cracked] Another 10 of the World's Craziest Houses [Uncoached] Propecia the Crack Hoe Gives Good Advice [Blog of Hilarity] The 26 Most Embarrassing Facebook Comments [NextRound] 10 Bizarre Sex Toys That We Would Totally Use [Whip It Out Comedy] 10 Actors Originally Considered for Famous Roles [Super Tremendous] Boom! Christina Hendricks Kisses a Girl on Mad Men [Warming Glow]
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03.25.09Lovers Chocolate Pen SetI'm gonna buy a pack of these pens and write "DO NOT EAT--this is shit. Really, don't eat it. I LOVE YOU!" on my girlfriend's stomach while she sleeps. Then I'll tell her I'm kidding...I wrote that with a Lovers Chocolate Pen! (But that will be a lie too--it really will be shit.) That's how true love works.
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03.02.09Steampunk Sex ToysIf you have the patience of a Buddhist, the sex drive or a horny teen and the geekiness of a Comic Con attendee, Steampunk Sex Toys are for you. Steampunk Dildo An old twist on an even older idea (even though the US patent reads 1988) - when both sexes during the Victoria era became tired of riding their brush handles or bedposts, this steam powered device would come along and save the day. The Steampunk Dildo works not unlike electric or battery powered sex aids of today, but it keeps your getting off experience completely eco-friendly! Continue Reading...
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02.17.09Shop TV’s Pleasure Toys SegmentThey need to make a whole station dedicated to this. Suck it, QVC. [Via Buzzfeed]
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01.30.09Sex Toys ReportCurrent TV's Ben Hoffman heads to the Adult Entertainment Expo to check out what's new in sex technology.
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01.21.09The Future is Now: Sex Counter Cock RingWith the impending economic collapse, it's due time that we take our technological breakthroughs more seriously. Enter LoveHoney. So yeah, it's a Sex Counter Cock Ring. I don't know what that means, but I guess it has something to do with keeping record of how many "thrusts" you do during a session. I'm more of a "burrower" myself, so I don't apply. What I do know as that these cock rings are part of the same respected lineage as The Dillinger, Pheasant Under Glass, The Brat and Ol' Ironsides. The product description from LoveHoney follows: "A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing cock ring that actually counts your ...