The Archives
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07.21.09The Goods: Sex to Sell CarsUsed-car liquidator Don Ready is hired by a flailing auto dealership to turn their Fourth of July sale into a majorly profitable event.
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04.29.09Get a Load of Those Lingerie Beer CansYou wouldn't believe it, but sex sells everything, especially as a bonus offer to an already great product. If you sell me beer with lingerie-clad gals, I'm going to assume that girls, boobs and asses are part of the package. If you actually put them on the package, well, that's being very thoughtful to my manparts. And just like the best beer, pair them up in twos for the best effect.
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08.21.08Sexy Ads – The Raciest Sales Pitches You’ve Ever Laid Eyes onWe're sure ad execs have many wonderful talents, but there's one quality we particularly revere -- the ability to connect any product, be it a soft drink or a mop, to the female form. The approach is obviously a successful one, as there's a constant barrage of ads featuring sexy ladies, who oftentimes are sporting serious boobage. But while sexuality as a sales tool is commonplace, there are certain advertising efforts that push it to the limits. View the sexy ad photo gallery at Asylum.