The Archives
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08.06.09Porn Habits TimelineThis is 1000% on the mark (and either very funny or very sad because of it). [via Regretful Morning]
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07.28.09This Porn Ratio Graph Gives Great AdviceAs stated by a commenter on Reddit, it's important to realize that the graph's all-important "Girlfriend Prospects" line curves up ever-so-slightly near the end. It may be worth it to stick out your jack-habits, gentlemen--your uncontrollable urge to constantly play with yourself may actually get you a girlfriend after all.
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05.08.09Pre-Internet Porn StashesKids have it easy today, with their locked, password-protected "hidden" folders of Internet pr0n. I remember the tough times of yesteryear when Moms were super-aware of your sock draw and mattress, leaving billions of porn-hoarding teens without a home for their precious videos and magazines. Stashing porn was close to an art form back then--the more creative and unassuming the place, the better for everybody involved. Here are some of my favorite examples of porn hiding places, pre-Internet style. Softcore Porn Taped from TV on a VHS Tape Nobody Watches The trick to this one was to use the most unassuming tapes in ...
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01.26.09The Great Internet Porn OffPorn, the Internet's favorite pastime, has been under scrutiny since its inception, with arguments for and against it going back and forth more often than the studs and sexy starlets in adult videos. The team over at Cracked take a stab at the debate, and the results are hilarious...and informative! Classy job. Let's try a little experiment, right now. Don't click on this link. It has a naked woman in it. Two naked women, in fact. One of them is stunning web pornstress Luba Shumeyko... ...and both are nude, lounging uncovered on a bed. Wiggle your mouse finger and you ...
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01.16.095 Ridiculous Porn IntrosAs a pr0n connoisseur, I approve of this message, brought to you by the fine folks at Regretful Morning. These are truly the finest intros in Adult Cinema. 5) Ron Jeremy explains the Ménage à trois in an awesome French accent. Continue Reading...
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11.12.08Do You Have What It Takes to Title Porn?I know, I know, another video. But this is too incredible for words...
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11.05.08The Future is Now: iPod PornFleshbot (NSFW), one of our favorite sites on the web, found what I consider to be a major breakthrough in touch-and-go technology: iPod porn. We knew it had to exist, a site that's tailored exclusively for iPod users, but we didn't expect to hear about two iPod porn sites boasting enough content to have you officially do away with searching "hot sexy girls bikinis booty" on YouTube for good. The fetishists over at Fleshbot put SkinVideo (NSFW) ahead of OneTapPorn (front page SFW) for having a more diverse selection, but I'm sure both options will more than satisfy those who take ...
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10.27.08The Best of Mock Porn in Feature FilmsMock porn has gained quite a bit of momentum lately with Zack and Miri Make a Porno opening this week and PG porn virally making its way around the world wide web. With that in mind we decided to review some of our favorite moments in mock porn from feature films: Logjammin’ (The Big Lebowski) One of our hundred favorite scenes from The Big Lebowski. Just tremendous all around. Kind of hard to believe Tara Reid hasn’t resorted to filming the real version yet. (NSFW) “He fixes the cable.” Brock Landers: Angels Live in My Town (Boogie Nights) Mark Wahlberg’s karate moves in this clip are ...