The Archives
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01.04.10The Future is Now: Booty Pop PantiesJust when you thought it was safe to purchase useless things, look what pops up out of nowhere: Booty Pop Panties. These panties were specially made so flat-assed women can wear a push-up bra on their ass to make up for their lack of thick and juicy bubble. And like the push-up bra before it, I have to say "nay" to this new trend. It's false advertising of the worst kind. Imagine the horror and boner-withering moment when you notice that DAT ASS is no more, and just a pile of synthetic puffs holding whatever puny little booty behind it. ...
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10.28.09Panty Raider: Arcade EditionAfter the 433rd attempt, they come down...promise.
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10.26.09The Panties and Food SeriesThe Panties and Food Series [Uncoached] Top Ten Amateur Girl-on-Girl Sex Videos [Fleshbot] The Y'All vs. You All vs. You Guys Map [NextRound] 25 Candies You Don't Want for Halloween [Manofest] 11 Songs You Can't Avoid Hearing in a Bar [Guyism] 25 Smokin' Hot She-Devils are Naughty Gals [Holy Taco] Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition [COED Magazine] 15 Horrifying Halloween Baby Costumes [Super Tremendous]
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05.21.09Brief Jerky is DeliciousPink taco, beef curtains, meat wallet--a vagina's destiny is to be related to food (and if you're an aficionado, you dine at the Y daily). A woman's nether-region is also to be praised, treated with the utmost respect, and accentuated with fine garnish, such as micro-thongs and lace g-strings. Of course, you could sidestep all that jazz and get right to the incredible, edible parts (crotchless panties), which brings me to the next step forward in ladies' undergarments: Brief Jerky. You see, Brief Jerky is one-thousand times better than traditional edible panties, which usually taste like flavored plastic. What's the difference, ...
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08.07.08