The Archives
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09.24.09IKEA Tables, Masturbating and Iced-TeaA serviceable 37-year old gal masturbating while I build her furniture sounds like a great deal, and that's before you even factor in the unlimited iced-tea...
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08.15.08Ernest Borgnine and the Fountain of YouthSounds like a nice Indiana Jones-esque flick, right? Wrong. This is real life, man: Ernest Borgnine lets the folks at Fox & Friends in on his secret to retaining a youthful zest. So I guess Hugh Hefner does have a rival in the realm of longevity...