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06.18.09Mario MoustachesIt must be hard being Mario. Besides having to rescue the Princess from Bowser all the time, having to include his worthless brother Luigi in every adventure and working alongside mushroom-cap wearing asshats, he wears (roughly) the same exact outfit every single day. Those overalls must smell. Mario could use a nice tweed jacket, or at least a cravat for special occasions. [via UniqueDaily]