The Archives
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06.10.09Amazing Glasses: National Man Day [Pic]I really wish I could put those sunglasses on my face. I think they would help me see better. [Source]
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10.31.08A Crash Course in Voting for the Right Candidate on Election Day (Featuring Boobs)Election Day is coming up fast, and if you haven't picked a candidate yet...well, what are you waiting for? ELECTION DAY IS IN A FEW DAYS, STUPID! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING IF YOU DON'T VOTE, YOU DOLT! Maybe you need help deciding which candidate is best for you. If that's the case, you better hurry the fuck up and get on with it. For your benefit I threw together a quick list of tips to get your head straight and on the correct political path with as much care as you have for the election, meaning not that much but hopefully ...
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10.17.08The 10 Hottest Lucy Pinder Videos of All TimeThe greatest misconception about Lucy Pinder is that she's famous because of her two giant chest thingamerbobbers. It's simply not true. She actually has a tremendous sense of humor. She's like a funny version of Dane Cook who just so happens to have giant skin snacks. One time she told me this interrupting cow joke that was really funny because she kept yelling out "moo." The classic joke she always uses at parties is "why do women fake orgasms?" Because they think we care! Classic stuff, Lucy. Keep up the good work. #10 Lucy Does A Commercial In A Green Bikini ...
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09.24.08Cat Protects BoobsThis titty-defending kitty is a breast bodyguard:
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09.23.082008 Oktoberfest PicturesThe key to a great Die Wiesn is arriving early to the Schottenhamel tent on the first day and watching the lord mayor of Munich tap the first keg, then getting so drunk that your legend will remain long after you leave the premises; girl's making out with their cleavage out is also very good, as evidenced below: More 2008 Oktoberfest pictures after the jump. Continue Reading...
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09.03.08Distracted Much? You Need an UndistractionHEY LOOK, BOOBS! It a well-known fact that surfing the Internet has little to do with scouring for info on your term paper or keeping up with the latest breakthroughs in your field--it's all about being distracted, be it porn (an Internet classic) or Facebook or Google Chat or Google in it's entirety or Digg or Stumbleupon or Buzzfeed... (I won't even hyperlink to the aforementioned sites, however great they are, for fear that I'll contradict the entire point of this article.) I'm distracted right now, ADD and the Internet be damned. Face it: you're wasting time right now, reading this. I'm glad you ...