The Archives
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01.07.09Advanced Joint RollingTenSpeedPress presents the Jolly Roger, Ship of Fools. Let's get shipwrecked: [Via UniqueDaily]
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01.05.09How To Be a Local CharacterMy local character was a guy who practically lived at the Rockingham Park Mall--nobody knew his real name, but he claimed to be Michael Jackson, even though he was white and apparently a genius before 'the accident'. Come to think of it, maybe he was Michael Jackson after all...? Almost every community has one or two of them: persons who everyone knows, even if you have never spoken to them. Some local characters have gained nationwide recognition via internet. If your neighborhood doesn’t have one, you can follow a character from somewhere else! Here are five basic examples of different types ...
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12.23.08How To: Score at Your Company Christmas PartyHoly Taco's how-to on Scoring at Your Company Christmas Party would work perfectly for me if I worked with even one woman and had a Christmas Party that didn't include getting wasted while bowling and losing so hardcore that my shame will never be lifted. To all others, good luck! Sigh... Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. We decided to show you how to do the latter. 1. Do Your Homework Odds are there are going to be more than a few women at the office ...
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12.08.08Go Blow Yourself…ReallyIn no way do I condone attempting to suck your own dick--I recommend finding a girlfriend who is well-trained in the practice--but when all else fails, this handy "how-to" will help you give yourself a shot at...of...blech. How many times have you looked at a dog licking his private parts and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? You’re not alone. Rest assured that most, if not all men have thought the exact same thing. Some have even attempted it. But despite the interest, few men discuss the act of autofellatio, or self-sucking. So here’s a guide to tell you everything ...
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11.14.08How to Not Expose Your VaginaA classic clip brought back by Muppetism. A local news lady attempts to perfect the art of exiting a vehicle without exposing herself.
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09.08.08How To: Give A Man-HugThere is an art to the Man-hug. Some men get it and some don't. For those of you that don't get it, this guide on how to give a real man-hug will definitely help you out. When you go to give a hug you don't want to seem like you're needy. Read below to see how. A firm, hearty handshake is always an appropriate way for men to greet each other. But when men achieve a greater familiarity, a man hug becomes appropriate. Some men fear male on male hugging of any kind. But done in an appropriate way, men can ...
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09.05.08How To: Do The Finger Test to Check the Doneness of Your MeatCalm down, I meant like steak meat. Although I'm sure you can find our how-to on handling your Meat-Flute appropriate for that. Anyway, there have been times when I'm making a nice juicy prime rib steak and I don't want to use a thermostat to puncture the steak. This guide is a huge help when trying to cook the steak to the perfect quality, while you're at it check out our post on Everything you need to know about steak. The Finger Test to Check the Doneness of Meat. There are two basic methods to test for how done your meat is while ...
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09.02.08Everything You Need to Know About SteakLike most guys, I claim to have superior knowledge of grilling when push comes to shove. Truth is, my only cooking skill is creating endless variations of the same meal--pasta al dente, pasta with sausage, pasta in vodka sauce, pasta in creamy pasta. Whatever, dude...it's all pasta and it's all the same. Sure, I can (technically) cook a steak and know my temperatures, but in the grand scheme of things have no clue. Enter this great article in Esquire: A man should know his meat. We can help. We tell you everything you need to know on steak types, grades and ...
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08.22.08How to: Turn Office Supplies Into Weapons in Times of Need.What would you do if an epidemic of the Solanum virus were to break out and we were stuck at the office trying to survive against these newly formed zombies. Most of us are at the office just as much as we are at home. Unfortunately we can't bring Zombie Repellents (read: Shotguns) to the office for such cases. So we have to make due with what we have. What can we use that would render the same affect as a shotgun? Another type of gun, but like I said before no guns in the office. So we're going to go ...