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12.23.08How To: Score at Your Company Christmas PartyHoly Taco's how-to on Scoring at Your Company Christmas Party would work perfectly for me if I worked with even one woman and had a Christmas Party that didn't include getting wasted while bowling and losing so hardcore that my shame will never be lifted. To all others, good luck! Sigh... Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. We decided to show you how to do the latter. 1. Do Your Homework Odds are there are going to be more than a few women at the office ...
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12.05.08The 10 People Who Will Definitely Ruin Your Office Holiday PartyI've been to enough awkward office holiday parties to know that NextRound speaks the truth--the following people will ruin any chances of you having fun at these most uncomfortable of events. Especially when it comes to #3. We’ve had the misfortune of attending multiple office holiday parties over the years. And if there’s one common theme it’s that multiple people will contribute in making the whole thing suck. These ten especially… 1) The Sloppy Close-Talking Admin. Her eggnog breath isn’t quite as brutal as being forced to determine whether she’s trying to make out with you or wants to hammer home that ...