The Archives
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01.05.10Easy Curves Promises a Beautiful BustlineGood news, girls: new findings in the Journal of Applied Research (based on university test results) show that you can change the shape and size of your breasts by giving handjobs to a phallic gadget called Easy Curves! Too easy.
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12.11.09A Power Glove Handjob is a Special ThingHe loves the Power Glove...it's so bad. (click picture to enlarge) [via Buzzfeed]
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12.10.09Handjobs for EverybodyTwo handjobs for under five bucks? SIGN ME UP.
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08.28.09Ludacris’s Most Unrealistic Sexual FantasiesLudacris's Most Unrealistic Fantasies [11 Points] The 25 Creepiest Horror Movie Posters [Gunaxin] A Woman's Handjob Outrage Backfires [NextRound] The 30 Ugliest Fish Known to Man [Super Tremendous] Ten Tombstones That You Have to Grin At [Uncoached] 10 Signs That You Might Be a Douche [COED Magazine] 10 Worst People to Sit Next to On An Airplane [Big Stupid Idiot]
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08.07.09Handjob Exercise MachineThe real audio track to the now famous Shake Weight commercial.
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03.31.09Shanghai Sperm Bank is a Man’s ParadiseTo some, donating sperm is supporting a worthwhile cause. To others, it's just getting paid to jack off in a cup. To please both demographics, sperm banks in Shanghai have women on hand to--wait till you hear this one, folks--"assist" the men with their good deed. Yes, these girls will give you a handjob, legally. And you'll get paid for it. Isn't life awesome? From SlamXHype: First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will ...
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03.23.09Nicholas Sparks’ “The Handjob”"Looks like a man got a lubed-up HJ from the wrong girl..."
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11.11.08Curvemaster: Bigger Boobs!John Ennis (of Mr. Show fame) has a new product to sell, and it's awesome. [Gorilla Mask via Videogum]
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09.19.08Intervention: Masturbating is My AddictionAs I was watching some of the Intervention episodes this afternoon and linking humorous ones around the office our buddy Jon from RK shot this one at me. I'm still laughing about it this very moment.
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08.05.08The 10 Greatest Moments In Handjob HistoryHandjobs are a highly underrated form of sexual gratification. They usually occur when a women isn't in the mood for sex or hate giving blowjobs. It's takes a high level of skill and experience for a woman to give a proper handjob since we know how to do it ourselves so well. My recommendation to you is to tell the girls that want to give you handjobs to pick up a bottle of Astroglide. And when they give you the handjob have them use the enitre bottle at once. It's a wild ride, my friends. #10 The Scary Movie 2 Handjob ...