The Inner-Workings of the Bro Brain
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This is exactly why we should never waste funds on psychoanalyzing bros.
Everyone's brain works differently.
Here's the journey a thought goes through in a frat guy's brain. Start at "Am I Talking To Someone With Boobs" and work counter-clockwise.
THE "AM I TALKING TO SOMEONE WITH BOOBS" STAGE:
This is the first stage any frat guy's thought goes through. If the answer is no, the thought continues on its full course through the brain. If the answer is yes, then he defaults to a series of scripted phrases that are used solely for the purpose of having sex with the boobed person ...