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03.25.09Lovers Chocolate Pen SetI'm gonna buy a pack of these pens and write "DO NOT EAT--this is shit. Really, don't eat it. I LOVE YOU!" on my girlfriend's stomach while she sleeps. Then I'll tell her I'm kidding...I wrote that with a Lovers Chocolate Pen! (But that will be a lie too--it really will be shit.) That's how true love works.