The Archives
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12.08.09Ancient Foreplay Was DangerousBefore the dangers of STDs, there were dildo-tipped arrows shot with a bow.
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10.09.09Stimulate Your Mind…?At least that's what I think advertisers are trying to say here...
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08.06.09How Many Baboons Could You Take in a Fight…...Armed only with a giant dildo? Take this very important quiz and find out.
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06.17.09The Vibravac is a Sensual DelightHey, hip homemaker! Why doncha clean the house with a Vibravac! Vacuum your living room and use the pleasurable handle to suction-fuck yourself! [Sex, God, Rock n' Roll]
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06.09.09Just Your Average Day at WorkWith help from the props, I assume that the following scene went down like this: Richard Nixon was lampooning as a swordfighter when he engaged in a sexual battle against an oatmeal-launching fisherman with...maracas. I got nothing. [via deleteyourself]
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05.04.09The Great Vibrator RaceAlways bet on black.
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04.21.09Designer Dildos are for Luxurious LadiesIf your lady fancies herself too regal to use a regular dildo on her pristine vagina, I suggest you pony up the cash and purchase her a Designer Dildo, a wondrous piece of fuck furniture that sits atop the stem of a champagne glass. It's mighty sexy, and goes extremely well with a champagne bottle up the ass.
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04.13.09DIY Sex Toy: Thigh ExerciserIf you have an extra ThighMaster and dildo lying around your apartment, you're in luck. With a little elbow grease and a knack for building odd sex objects, you can make your own Thigh Exerciser for the lucky lady in your life. Don't pretend those infomercials don't give you ideas--all those thighs squeezing tight on hard tubing. We've gone one step further. By harnessing the motion and strategic positioning of this exerciser we've created a simple yet elegant human-powered love machine. Have some extra fun while burning off inches and calories. Not available in stores! Materials ThighMaster-style exerciser Vibrator or dildo Bicycle reflector with adjustable ...
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02.17.09Shop TV’s Pleasure Toys SegmentThey need to make a whole station dedicated to this. Suck it, QVC. [Via Buzzfeed]