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02.17.10If Cartoons Were More Like the Real WorldBetween exaggerated abilities and being murdered countless times, the life of a cartoon character is...unorthodox. But what if they lived among us? Readers over at Cracked were asked this question, and here are a few responses: More Cartoons Living in the Real World here.
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01.20.10Future House"Ironically, it's a Victorian-style house."
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12.30.09Blood Alcohol Content and YouThe team at Cracked once again brings forth important knowledge about stuff, this time about BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) and its effect on you. Did you know that actions caused by BACs differ between celebrities and you? They do. (click picture to enlarge)
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12.16.09If the Real World Was Like FacebookFacebook: love it, hate it or indifferent, it's one-thousand times better than the world being as annoying/attention-seeking as social networking tends to be. More examples of The Real World Being Like Facebook here.
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12.11.09The Girlfriend ParadoxRelationships, from a man's standpoint: be careful what you ask for, and be equally careful about everything you say to your lady. It's a lose-lose situation.
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12.07.09How to Ask for Oral SexHow does one ask for oral sex? Nicely, and using this helpful advice. Get more advice on How to Ask for Oral Sex at Cracked.
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11.19.09If Blockbuster Films Had Been Made for $50Cracked readers were posed with the question "What would happen if the big-budget movies for rent at Blockbuster were made on a shoestring budget, and by "shoestring budget" we mean 50 bucks? And said film has to retain a level of epicness." Here are the replies via awesomely crude Photoshop skills: See the top-rated Cheap Blockbuster Movie Remakes at Cracked.
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08.19.08The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of FanfictionWhen traveling in the vast, anonymous, lawless expanse known as the Internet, it's a given that you're going to run into some weird shit. Maybe none of it is weirder than the world of erotic fanfiction. This is where fans lovingly write up tales of, say, Legolas and Gimli going at it, in excruciating detail. But dig deeper and you find stories featuring such random match ups of character that it'll send your mind, and boner, reeling: #5.Captain Jean-Luc Picard Meets Elrond From Lord of the Rings; Sex Ensues The Scenario: In this long, molasses-paced tale, Picard is on the most important mission of ...