The Archives
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07.10.09Did President Obama Glance at Dat Ass?Keep in mind that this is the most important news of the day. Fuck yeah, America. (Yes, he did look. Girl looks like a woman from behind!)
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07.09.09Barack Obama Loves Dat AssDat ass: it's one thing that all political leaders can agree on. Barry and Nicolas know what's up.
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01.19.09Top Twelve Fictional PresidentsWith Inauguration Day tomorrow, Gunaxin's list of the Top Twelve Fictional Presidents couldn't come at a better time. Here's hoping that Obama can hold his own next to classic leaders like President James Dale from Mars Attacks! 12. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho (Terry Crews) in Idiocracy Here’s a guy who enters the House of Representin’ and can command a group of idiots to follow his lead. The five time Ultimate Smackdown Wrestling Champion and leader of the free world is the perfect man to rescue the United States out of its stupidity induced down spiral. His solution? Just find ...
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11.03.08If the Other Party Wins…No political bias in this video whatsoever, just all-out chaos if we vote the wrong party into office (according to each opposing party).
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10.31.08A Crash Course in Voting for the Right Candidate on Election Day (Featuring Boobs)Election Day is coming up fast, and if you haven't picked a candidate yet...well, what are you waiting for? ELECTION DAY IS IN A FEW DAYS, STUPID! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING IF YOU DON'T VOTE, YOU DOLT! Maybe you need help deciding which candidate is best for you. If that's the case, you better hurry the fuck up and get on with it. For your benefit I threw together a quick list of tips to get your head straight and on the correct political path with as much care as you have for the election, meaning not that much but hopefully ...
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10.28.08Nonalignment Pact: Politic-Talk at Politics.comMore than ever before, the Internet has become a hotbed for politics, and the opinions of anybody with a WordPress account and an axe to grind can get a following, respectable or not. Trust is always the central issue in politics, and it's increasingly difficult to separate the news from bias in today's tense climate. Most popular political sites skew stories about their opposition to the point that you're blindly bashing a person's character as well without hearing the neutral truth of the matter. To avoid such outrageous claims and hearsay, I strongly suggest using a site like Politics.com to get ...
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10.02.08Presidential Debate 2008All debates should be this entertaining:
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08.14.08It Had To Be Done.Amazing, Moving Obama Speech Finally, a candidate that speaks my language. This country has been waiting for a candidate that won't give us up, let us down, run around or desert us for too long.
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08.11.08Barack RollDon't worry, it's better than you imagine: