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11.19.09If Blockbuster Films Had Been Made for $50Cracked readers were posed with the question "What would happen if the big-budget movies for rent at Blockbuster were made on a shoestring budget, and by "shoestring budget" we mean 50 bucks? And said film has to retain a level of epicness." Here are the replies via awesomely crude Photoshop skills: See the top-rated Cheap Blockbuster Movie Remakes at Cracked.
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05.06.0950 Reasons Why To Have SexYeah I know you guys tired of the list posts, but this is awesome. First reason, a girl wrote it. Second its on a bar napkin. Hmmm.... Update: Apparently this is from a TV series called 'How I Met Your Mother.' Oh yeah ..a guy wrote it. ;) [Source]
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07.13.08The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in CinemaLets get one with the show shall we? Here's the latest from IFC & Nerve. 50. Crank (2006) Public sex is hot. Amy Smart is hot. Potential death is hot. Jason Statham is . . . well, Jason Statham is Jason Statham. Bottom line though is that this scene from Crank, in which Jason Statham has public sex with Amy Smart to keep from dying (long story) should by all rights be delectably hot. Well, it ain't. In fact, it's disconcertingly rape-esque and at the very least, kind of embarrassing. — Peter Smith 28. Taking Lives (2004) This scene wouldn't be so bad if ...