The Archives
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05.28.09Inspirational Messages from a WolfWant to feel motivated yet can't find the right pictures to get you there? Feel like you have nothing to live for anymore? Instead of being all emo about it click on the wolf to set you free of all that ties you down. You. Are. Not. Alone. Find the wolf in you! (Enter Rocky Training Montage here.)
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05.18.09A Map of the Lands of Human Sexuality(click image to enlarge) This here map was unearthed by the powers that be and has been making the rounds as a painfully obscure but essential piece of humanity's sexual puzzle, bizarro fetishes and all. With this map, you will never have to say the words "where no man has gone before" ever again, for that is a lie. We have been there, my friends, and we have the directions to go back...or to get far away. STEER CLEAR OF THE IMPASSIBLE REACHES. You have been warned.
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05.06.09Hot Girls in JeansInspired by a recent thread at the Internet's favorite (back)watering hole, here's a fine collection of fine asses in jeans. In the event that a girl is not wearing jeans in this gallery, realize what you're complaining about before calling foul. Some exceptions had to be made, and I'm sure you'll see why. Continue Reading...
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04.29.09Do Well-Hung Dudes Typically Like Curvy Girls?(Click image to enlarge) The 4chan post above made an interesting statement: well-endowed guys prefer voluptuous girls, while small-dicked dudes prefer skinny girls because "their tiny dicks fit easier." Bold statement, but does it hold weight? Is it weird if a kinda agree? And if I kinda agree does that make me a man with a BBW fetish and a big swinging cock? YES, YES IT DOES. Don't hate. This guy has a huge cock and uses it wisely. It is what it is, folks--self-conscious guys with micrococks are jealous because their thin pins get lost in the endless abyss of orgasmic lovefold that ...
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02.19.09Fimoculous Interview with Founder of 4Chan4Chan, above all else, is the most notorious and inexplicable website with an audience, and Fimoculous interviewed its maker. Read an excerpt of the interview here then click over to Fimoculous for the rest. Like many successful internet phenomena, 4chan is a shockingly simple idea: an online bulletin board where anyone can post pictures. This simplicity is deceptive. 4chan is actually one of the most robust, complex, annoying, disgusting, illuminating, perverse, fascinating online communities ever created. It is the direct or indirect source for many of the strangest internet memes: RickRolling, LOLcats, Sarah Palin's email hack, Anonymous, Chocolate Rain, and many other minor ...
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09.22.08Oprah Winfrey Vs. OVER 9000 PENISESI'm sure most of you heard about Oprah getting pranked on the subject of pedophile groups. The billionaire quoted a statement plucked straight from her show's message board--you would assume is moderated with the best mommy moderators in the business--and it goes something like this: Let me read you something that was posted on our message boards from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network. It said this: He doesn't forgive, he does not forget, his group has OVER 9000 penises, and they are all raping children. What she really meant to say is this: /b/ <====