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The Future is Now: Boner Beer

The marketing geniuses at BrewDog have concocted a beer infused with Viagra to celebrate the royal wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton. Really.

From the brewmasters:

“According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains Viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and has been brewed at BrewDog’s brewery in Fraserburgh.

With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.”

Welp, there you have it, folks. Boner Beer. It beats Whiskey Dick, I guess.