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The Future is Now: Cthulhu Dildos

At the current rate designers are going, we shall see approximately 85% of all trends having a dildo counterpart by 2015. If anything, I’m downright stunned that a fucking Cthulhu Dildo didn’t come out sooner. But hey, we have it now.

From Necronomicox, makers of the Cthulhu Dildo:

“Necronomicox was founded by a collection of artists with a love for the macabre. While the toy industry is full of a bewildering array of designs, there was nothing that fit with our twisted sensibilities.

We saw a niche that needed to be filled, so to speak.”

Yes: that niche is now filled, pulverized and plunged. Oof.