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The Woman in Charlie Sheen’s Hotel Rampage: Porn Star Capri Anderson aka Alexis Capri

Surely you’ve heard the story by now: Charlie Sheen goes out for a night on the town, meets up with high-priced escorts/porn stars/ladies of the evening, drinks himself into oblivion, invites one of these lovely ladies to his room at the Plaza Hotel in New York; figures his night isn’t wild enough yet so he snorts up a football-field’s worth of cocaine, emerges as the fucking Hulk himself and proceeds to scare the living daylights out of evening-girl (who turns out to be porn star Capri Anderson aka Alexis Capri), causing her to lock herself in the bathroom naked & very afraid. She calls the cops, and here we are today.

The summary: Charlie Sheen is BACK, ladies and gentlemen! We knew he would be–”Two and a Half Men” couldn’t hold back his Caligula-like urges.

In related news: Capri Anderson is gonna get paid.