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Warrior Princesses Hold Combat Tournament in Hopes of Finding a Worthy/Badass Suitor

Tired of the ho-hum dating world, the single & ready to mingle sisters Xiao Lin and Yin have taken matters into their own hands, utilizing centuries-old tactics to snag a worthy man: hold a combat tournament in south-east China where only the strongest survivors get a chance to become a suitor (after they defeat one of the warrior sisters in hand-to-hand combat, of course). Metro reports:

First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.

Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls’ masks and propose to them. ‘They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won’t be holding back. If they can’t beat us they aren’t worthy,” explained [Xiao] Lin. ‘We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,’ said Yin.

Yeah, I can’t for the life of me figure out how these girls couldn’t get dates, though I’m suspecting it’s because they’re WARRIOR PRINCESSES. Maybe. That could be intimidating to a certain type of man (read: every man ever).