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Avatar Porn Comes Packed with Na’vi Fleshlight

Here we are folks: we have reached the limits of our possibilities as human beings. Not only does Avatar have a porn parody, but said porn parody comes with a Na’vi Fleshlight as a GWP (that’s Gift With Purchase, non-salesmen). All I know is that 60% of people who buy “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” will pretend it’s all for laughs then indulge in their Na’vi sex ritual in secrecy with total glee. Maybe.