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Steven Seagal Sings “Me Want the Poonani”

Be very, very afraid: Steven Seagal, action-movie star, akido instructor, acoustic guitar lothario, has pushed aside all the things that make him great/perplexing to collaborate with Jamaican reggae singer Lady Saw in a frisky dancehall number titled “Strut”. In this song, Seagal mumbles the lyric “Me want the poonani” in the mockiest of mock-Jamaican slang. It’s hilarious & terrible & awesome & awful.