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BJs May Reduce Breast Cancer?

EDIT: What do you know, this is completely fake (and old). Haha! (Sigh…)

Before I go on, DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER. I just report what I read. These shocking results were discovered by North Carolina State University, and this story has been covered by a quite-reputable source…heh. It goes like this:

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”

Did you hear that? It was the sound of one-billion boners popping (for science).

Let the great experiment begin!