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The Future is Now: Count Machine Onahole

Endorsed by Hiroshi “Chocoball” Mukai, this latest masturbation gadget from Japan comes with a counter that keeps tally of how many strokes you plunge into the onahole before splooging. Our hero Mukai can do 426 strokes. Think of it like a treadmill’s mile-counter, but for your cock. Or don’t. Whatever works.