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Female Australian Cop Fired for Attempting to (Literally) Fuck the Entire Force

Jessica Parfey was your average cop in Australia: female, somewhat-sexy, 19-years old and wanting to fuck every cop on the force. Wait, what?

According to reports, Ms. Parfey propositioned other cops to have an affair with her, offering oral sex in pub bathrooms and whatnot. You know, the usual stuff cops do when not protecting and serving our neighborhoods. Blowjobs and stuff.

Not only did Parfey act like the police station was the set of a hardcore porn, but she was willing to use her authority to gain leverage and fuck the system. At the rate she was going, it was apparent that she just wanted to fuck something.