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The Future is Now: Stripper Breath Candles

The scented candle market is a tough racket, with countless fragrances and shapes and methods of burning. It’s hard out there for a guy who wants to keep his house fresh while avoiding the sweet and strong scent of soyvanillaextract.

So what do you do when the going gets tough? You say fuck all and buy a Stripper Breath Candle housed in a recycled beer bottle, effectively ruining any chances you have with the opposite sex. Buy this candle and others like it here.