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Best Man Rigs Newlyweds’ Bed with a Pressure-Sensitive Device to Tweet During Sex

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With a title like that, you must be interested in this story, right? Right.

So here it goes: a prankster of a best man promises the groom that he wouldn’t pull any jokes before or during the wedding. He stayed true to his word, then went far above and beyond the realms of prankdom during their honeymoon.

From TechCrunch:

This man, who is choosing to stay anonymous, has set up this Twitter account for the sole purpose of automatically tweeting when the newlyweds are having sex. I’m not kidding. Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story. But basically, this guy was watching his friend’s house while they went on their honeymoon and he placed a device under their mattress. This device, which is similar to the one found here, is a pressure-sensitive pad that tweets out when sexual activity starts, when it ends, the force of the “action,” and a “frenzy” rating.

Yes: the Twitter account newlywedsdontjob follows the length and frequency of sexual romps committed by this anonymous couple. Best use of Twitter ever.