Scientists, being the class acts they are, conducted a study on the relation of boob-staring and men’s health, and the results are astounding: it turns out that ogling breasts can increase the life expectancy for men by up to five years.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and
author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy
practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that
prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
Fact: staring at boobs is good for your health. The more you know.