If you’re hankering for a rotary phone “superbly sculptured by a European artist” that resembles a naked lady, you are weird and in luck: the Oral Sex Phone will only set you back $69.95 to reach out and…touch your phone. It makes every conversation a sensual experience–even when you call your moms. EROTIC.


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