November 2009
The Archives
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11.30.09Jane Taylor(click image to view gallery)
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11.30.09Automatic Mario – Don’t Stop Me NowHave you ever got a brain freeze from watching a video? If not, here's to your first time, courtesy of Automatic Mario, Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" and an insane individual who had the patience to join both in mind-melting matrimony.
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11.30.09Downloading Music is UnfairFor every song you download, an overpaid performer will have to wait over 3 weeks to install Roman pillars in their bathroom. Think about the artists, man.* *Of course, support actual bands and musicians that don't require millions of dollars in advertising to sell an album. But you already knew that, didn't you.
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11.30.09The Dick Rossi ShowKeywords to Remember: Big Breasted All-Girl Orchestra, Amazing Marco.
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11.30.09The Timeless Wisdom of Gob BluthArrested Development's Gob Bluth is many things: a magician, the eldest of the Bluth siblings, the (temporary) CEO of the burgeoning Bluth Company, and a DNA-certified father. He is also one the most quotable characters in sitcom history, and these examples prove his...uh...unique way of handling situations. Check out more of Gob Bluth's Timeless Wisdom at Sloshspot.
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11.30.0925 Awesome Cubicle Pranks25 Awesome Cubicle Pranks [Holy Taco] Top Ten Amateur Table Sex Videos [Fleshbot] When Not to Hyphenate Your Name [NextRound] Do Not Rest Your Penis on the Railing [Buzzfeed] Fake Magazines That Should Exist [Super Tremendous] The Ten Best Cleavage Videos on YouTube [Uncoached] 10 Things from Your Twenties You'll Regret at Forty [COED] The 10 Hottest Teachers to Hook Up with Students [Manolith]
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11.27.09Alana Cragin(click image to view gallery)
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11.27.09Patton Oswalt Doesn’t Like Christmas ShoesIn this here clip sent from the Heavens, comedian Patton Oswalt tears the song "Christmas Shoes" (by Christian rock group New Song) to shreds, revealing how God-awful this song's lyrics really are. He's done a great service for us all.
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11.27.09Louis C.K.’s Last ChanceBefore you hit rock bottom, make an awful sex tape. You'll thank me later.
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11.26.09WTF Sexual Balloon ArtI have no idea what this is or what the artist is trying to convey with bizarre balloon art, so I'm left wondering if it's supposed to be fuckable. Is it? I have a feeling that I'll never now, so I'm left here, pondering whether to fap or not. [via ponyXpress]