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Give Your Girl That Real G-Rush…Someday

“One second–the straps on the foot-board need to be adjusted just right so I can give you monumental pleasure…the type of pleasure you deserve. This is all for you and your insatiable carnal desire! Ok, almost there…ah shit. I think the buckle underneath the board needs to be tightened…then I will have the ability to thrust directly onto your g-spot, giving you that real g-rush…just like the instructional video taught me! What? But why? What do you mean it’s taking too long and you’re not horny anymore? Yeah, I know I lost my erection, but that’s because I’m trying to focus and get this board adj…oh, I see. Damn. I’m sorry.”