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Linger is Internal Feminine Flavoring


Hey tuna-breath! Yeah you! Why don’t you stop smelling like a wad of tuna already–there are better ways to keep a vaginal odor in your mouth all day.

How, you ask? Simple: try Linger, an all-new mint that was “created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she is sexually aroused.” Awesome, right? So if you want pussy-fresh breath, just pop a Linger in your mouth, go to town on your ladyfriend, let the mint dissolve in her vagina and taste the flavor explosion!

Yeah…sounds gross to me too. Don’t do it. You’re better off with tuna-breath.