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Spiritual Women Have More Sex

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Recent studies have shown what any Internet-graph-reading kid has known his entire lifetime: spiritual women have more sex. Rather than go on about a subject I just read a few seconds ago, I’ll let the experts at LiveScience tell it:

“I think people have been well aware of the role that religious and spiritual matters play in everyday life for a very long time,” said Jessica Burris, one of the study’s researchers at the University of Kentucky. “But in the research literature, the unique qualities of spirituality — apart from religiousness — are not usually considered.”

According to a research measure known as the Spiritual Transcendence Scale, those qualities are connectedness, universality, and prayer fulfillment. But the data found that of the three, connectedness plays the largest role in spiritual sexuality and leads to more sex with more partners, often without the use of condoms.

“Believing one is intimately tied to other human beings and that interconnectedness and harmony are indispensible may lead one to believe sexual intimacy possesses a divine or transcendent quality in itself,” Burris writes. “In fact, ascribing sacred qualities to sex has been positively associated with positive affective reactions to sex, frequency of sex, and number of sexual partners among university students.”

In closing, remember this rule: if a girl says she’s “spiritual”, she demands kinky and passionate sex every few hours; if she’s “religious”, you’ll get it too…but only after meeting her parents, getting their unanimous approval, having a lavish wedding and owning a house. This is why I consider myself a “spiritual” guy.