With the Internet's help, bacon has become a staple in our daily lives, food-related or not. Its uses, once limited to eating (ha!), now range from hair-care products to first-aid bandages to lube and beyond...well beyond.
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When you're face-to-face with your flaccid penis, step up and get penis power! Try a love game, and search for new or unexplored areas of your lover's body.
And I'm personally sorry about the end of this video. Really.