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Canned Heat: Introducing the Hiney Can


With the mega-popular Fleshlight becoming all the rage for sexually-frustrated dudes on the go, I wondered where the sex toy industry would take us next.

Apparently, the industry is raising the bar by taking us to the bar for a couple cans of beer. We pick up the tab, and get some ass (or vagina) in the process.

At first, the Hiney Can looks like your average Heineken beer can…until you unscrew its top and bottom, revealing screwable parts (literally). The can features a Fleshlight-esque “Fanta Flesh” vagina on the “mouthpiece” and an asshole for anal-lovers on the bottom. Dare I say “bottoms up”, you drunkards.