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Anal Sex: The Ins and Outs

Anal Sex

There are two schools when it comes to anal sex: those who say “no fucking way”, and those who say “hell fucking yes”. There is no bridge, no sitting on the fence, no “I’ll think about it”. You’re either in or out of the anal equation–but if you happen to be fascinated with people’s love for it but don’t see why they’re down for it, this Craigslist post on the subject may turn you into a believer.

Can you really be that stupid to think that you can “sneak” something up her ass? Of course, she was obviously just as clueless about it as you if you were “sobbing yourself to sleep” after she tried her vibrator on you.

Clumsiness is unbecoming in a lover, so if you want to be coming in your lover, you’d better know what you’re doing.

I have *never* met a woman who didn’t like it up the butt. Perhaps not at first because of misconceptions about it or the failures of inadequate former lovers, but when they were finally with someone who knew what he was doing back there, they learned why pleasuring the 100,000+ nerve endings in the backdoor can be more fun than the 20,000 in the front.

Besides, it adds a “dirty/naughty/nasty little slut” feeling that you can’t achieve vaginally. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “bbb…b..bbut I’m not supposed to like anything THERE!” as she’s bucking around so much with a finger up her bottom (and sometimes one tickling her G-spot in the front, too) that I can barely keep her clit in my mouth.

I didn’t mean to spend this much time on what was originally going to be a smart-assed reply, but if I’m anything, it’s thorough, so here’s my…

GUIDELINES FOR ANYONE THINKING ABOUT SHOVING ANYTHING UP ANYONE ELSE’S BUTT IN A SAFE AND PLEASURABLE MANNER

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